Things that irritate the shit out of you

Angry Dad wrote:The word colleague shops don't have staff anymore they have colleagues , what's the fuckin difference? come's from America no doubt. It really pisses me off when i hear colleague to check out or i will ask a colleague fucking sheep, i said to a worker in Sainsbury's no i want a member of staff and she gave me a blank look.

We used to have a big cabin at work, which housed most of the gear we used.
Our managers called it 'the work related container'.

Much as I need them.......chargers.

Flagship Morrison's near me the other day, big wigs visiting all colleagues (arrrggh) on high alert , would you like some wipes sir? what for??? to wipe the push bar on your purchase transporter, uh, well they get contaminated with skin flora from shoppers, uh, fuck no i'll take a basket, you'll still need one of these sir, ok i'm scared now this doesn't happen in Tesco's.

Angry Dad wrote:Flagship Morrison's near me the other day, big wigs visiting all colleagues (arrrggh) on high alert , would you like some wipes sir? what for??? to wipe the push bar on your purchase transporter, uh, well they get contaminated with skin flora from shoppers, uh, fuck no i'll take a basket, you'll still need one of these sir, ok i'm scared now this doesn't happen in Tesco's.

AD - next time you're there tell 'em that you're more likely to catch something deadly off those bloody awful meat pies that they sell two for a £. They really are shit ( but they're cheap!)

rammywhite wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:Flagship Morrison's near me the other day, big wigs visiting all colleagues (arrrggh) on high alert , would you like some wipes sir? what for??? to wipe the push bar on your purchase transporter, uh, well they get contaminated with skin flora from shoppers, uh, fuck no i'll take a basket, you'll still need one of these sir, ok i'm scared now this doesn't happen in Tesco's.

AD - next time you're there tell 'em that you're more likely to catch something deadly off those bloody awful meat pies that they sell two for a £. They really are shit ( but they're cheap!)

I'll remember that next time i have to take something to my neighbours BBQ 

Sister went to the bank to complain about the delay in a transaction, and asked to speak to the manager. Woman turned up, and my sister asked, 'are you the manager'. She answered, 'yes, I'm the team leader' load of shite. btw, this was in Joburg in South Africa, so all this bullshit is spreading far and wide.

gloswhite wrote:Sister went to the bank to complain about the delay in a transaction, and asked to speak to the manager. Woman turned up, and my sister asked, 'are you the manager'. She answered, 'yes, I'm the team leader' load of shite. btw, this was in Joburg in South Africa, so all this bullshit is spreading far and wide.

Now that's another one gloss, Team Leader means nothing no power at all they got one at my local Harvester they just give them extra duties for no extra money and it's usually a dumbo that want's to feel important but they are not they just get ignored by the other staff.

Angry Dad wrote:

gloswhite wrote:Sister went to the bank to complain about the delay in a transaction, and asked to speak to the manager. Woman turned up, and my sister asked, 'are you the manager'. She answered, 'yes, I'm the team leader' load of shite. btw, this was in Joburg in South Africa, so all this bullshit is spreading far and wide.

Now that's another one gloss, Team Leader means nothing no power at all they got one at my local Harvester they just give them extra duties for no extra money and it's usually a dumbo that want's to feel important but they are not they just get ignored by the other staff.

It also allows them to go slope-shouldered, as they are  admitting to not having the authority to actually make an important decision. (There has to be a head team leader hiding somewhere ?)

There are four levels of staff at Whittam International plc.

1) Queen (me)
2) Arse-Licker
3) Dogsbody
4) Slave

It seems to work perfectly.

gloswhite wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:

gloswhite wrote:Sister went to the bank to complain about the delay in a transaction, and asked to speak to the manager. Woman turned up, and my sister asked, 'are you the manager'. She answered, 'yes, I'm the team leader' load of shite. btw, this was in Joburg in South Africa, so all this bullshit is spreading far and wide.

Now that's another one gloss, Team Leader means nothing no power at all they got one at my local Harvester they just give them extra duties for no extra money and it's usually a dumbo that want's to feel important but they are not they just get ignored by the other staff.

It also allows them to go slope-shouldered, as they are  admitting to not having the authority to actually make an important decision. (There has to be a head team leader hiding somewhere ?)

Yes they call him the manager he's on 40 grand a year and hides in the office upstairs he rarely puts in an appearance just leaves everything to those on 17 grand a year laughingly called under managers and there is about 4 of them nobody knows what the other is doing. The manager usually gets the sack after 3 stock takes and they employ someone from outside who recently got the sack for  the same thing at another chain. Most of the waitresses are on the fiddle as are the bar staff and always will be as long as the manager hides away or stays at home. One manager ordered a new washing machine and promptly took it home in his brand new Vauxhall Astra unknowingly paid for by Mitchell's & Butlers, i get all this from a waitress i know well.

Wrist watches that can only be set up by NASA scientists. 

Just two big hands,and some numbers,will do me.

I don't need a Sat Nav, I've got a wife.

I don't wish to see or hear anything that involves Philip Schofield.

Cajunboy wrote:I don't wish to see or hear anything that involves Philip Schofield.

I agree.

People who punctuate every sentence with 'Errrm'

Virtue signaling

People who are in love with their car.

Ant &Dec
Lorraine Kelly
Robert Wagner
The latest miss marple
Jeremy Kyle (I'd like to aerate him)
Stormzy ( stupid name and what dumb cnut)
Breeze Blocks
Kendrick Lamar(shite)
Bob Harris
Lady Gaga
The name Wilf
Roses
People who get offended when you mention immigration
Ken Dodd
People that call themselves Rafe instead of Ralph
The Beckhams
People who let their dogs lick their faces
Selfie addicts
Stoke
Vapers
BBC
The Mirror
Labour
Casualty
Barbara Windsor
Jeans with speed holes in them

Cookery programmes.

Saturday night TV.

Trendy vicars.

Matthew Wright.

Loose Women.

Paddy McGuinness.

Jeremy Kyle.

Nigel Farage.

Ann Coulter.

Tories.

People who look like Tories.

Anyone who doesn't wear slippers.(A well known Tory trait).

The Royal Family.

Fyfe Robertson.

The bloke in the CH4 ads who can't get out of his chair,up the stairs,or into his bath,without mechanical help. Then,when his bed kicks him out,needs a Werthers Original to calm himself down.

I could go on.

The name Dave , Dave's Motors, go out and play son mummy want's to talk to uncle Dave.