Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V

I wonder if anybody's pointed it out to him.

Or if they're all too scared...

Wonder what his handle is?

The very funny David Sedaris.

The sad death of Andrew Sachs got me thinking about Fawlty Towers. It really was a masterpiece of writing and acting.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/05/russian-lawyers-accuse-unlikely-animal-chums-of-gay-propaganda  

Prince Charles has let himself go a bit.

RIP John Glenn.

boltonbonce wrote:Prince Charles has let himself go a bit.

I thought the fat bastard Cyril Smith had died! Is it the gay socialite commonly known as Biggins?

I'm sick of hearing about Theresa May and her expensive leather trousers. Let's face it,the old bat dresses like a right tart.

boltonbonce wrote:I'm sick of hearing about Theresa May and her expensive leather trousers. Let's face it,the old bat dresses like a right tart.

Haha! I quite agree!

She has a very odd dress sense at her age!

She's got a thing about tarty shoes.

Am I missing anything?

I'm in training camp at the moment. My aim is to avoid becoming a corpse until at least the new year.

Anyone else suffering? I can't remember which medication to take next. I'll just stick some pills between

two slices of bread,and hang the consequences.

I've now managed to cut my index finger to bits in a leaf collecting machine. Blood everywhere.

Then I fainted.Not very John Wayne is it?

I was going to post a picture of said finger,but it turned out looking like a knob,so I've decided against 

it.

Wonder if I could wangle tomorrow off?

did you go in today Boncey? 

If you get sick pay then bollocks to them, have a day off

Things took a funny turn last night. I decided to make some toast,and, after loading the bread and turning the toaster on,I noticed that one of the slices was sticking out of the top.
I pushed it down with my injured finger,and the elastoplast caught fire.
Much hopping about ensued,and I managed to sort the situation out without anyone having the chance to film it for youtube.
I've not taken the day off though.

you should have your own fly on the wall documentary series Boncey, it would be great 

Norpig wrote:you should have your own fly on the wall documentary series Boncey, it would be great 

I didn't think a plaster would burn. It sort of burned and melted at the same time.

I bought them from the Pound Shop. Be warned.

I should have added that not many people are stupid enough to stick their finger in a toaster,so there's no need to be too concerned.

A day in the life of Our Man in Warrington, set to music: