Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V

whatsgoingon wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Really looking forward to the Tree Of The Year awards tonight on CH4. Oh yes indeed.

Is it the national awards or just the local branch, that was a pun in case you didn't twig. 

I knew you'd start something akin to the fish thread.

You're barking up the wrong tree.

Yew can't beat a good pun KP. Bet you're sycamore of them being posted though.
They're always very poplar though.
I'll leave it for now. Don't want to be a pine in the arse.

boltonbonce wrote:Yew can't beat a good pun KP. Bet you're sycamore of them being posted though.
They're always very poplar though.
I'll leave it for now. Don't want to be a pine in the arse.

Those fish ones last time were more than enough.

boltonbonce wrote:Yew can't beat a good pun KP. Bet you're sycamore of them being posted though.
They're always very poplar though.
I'll leave it for now. Don't want to be a pine in the arse.

Oakay, fir enough leaf it for now that's enough of that old chestnut 

The Robin Hood tree won it. I backed against it. Always next year.

boltonbonce wrote:The Robin Hood tree won it. I backed against it. Always next year.

Sherwood have liked to have seen that

Anyone else?

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/dec/19/life-without-technology-rejecting-technology

not me Boncey, he sounds like a right hippy.

I had no internet access a while ago for about a week and it drove me insane

Same here. I'm afraid,like it or not,there's no going back.

He makes some fair points though.

I'm worried about Breadman.

Some bad things going on at the moment,but here's something a little more uplifting.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/mum-overwhelmed-after-peter-kay-9480135

More fun with SNL.

I think I'm in love with Philomena Cunk.

She's one of my three Twitter followers after I tweeted her a couple of years ago and told her she was the only funny comedian from Bolton currently doing the rounds.

Can't wait for Screenwipe this year - There's just so much material to work with.

Unbelievable.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/dec/21/adam-saleh-delta-flight-arabic

Oh no. I've spotted satsumas in the kitchen. They always appear at Christmas.
Why can't they just leave me alone. The dates will arrive next,then the nuts,followed by a big tub of Quality Street.
If I see a bottle of Harvey's Bristol Cream,I'm out the door.

boltonbonce wrote:Oh no. I've spotted satsumas in the kitchen. They always appear at Christmas.
Why can't they just leave me alone. The dates will arrive next,then the nuts,followed by a big tub of Quality Street.
If I see a bottle of Harvey's Bristol Cream,I'm out the door.

Christmas isn't Christmas without satsumas and they're one of your five a day. Warnincks Advocaat should be the one that has you running for the hills.
The plus side of christmas is orange and mint matchmakers and the rapidly shrinking terrys chocolate orange

I spend the weeks after Christmas finding bits of satsuma peel everywhere. Down the sides of chairs,in plant pots,under the bed...........I hate them. Although I hate dates even more.