Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V

Boggersbelief · **321** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Thu Jan 26 2017, 16:29

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I'm a blue tit.. sounds more like norpig tbh

boltonbonce · **322** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Thu Jan 26 2017, 16:34

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Boggersbelief wrote:I'm a blue tit.. sounds more like norpig tbh

Nat?

Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V - Page 17 Raw_uncooked_turkey

Norpig · **323** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Thu Jan 26 2017, 19:08

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Boggersbelief wrote:I'm a blue tit.. sounds more like norpig tbh

You certainly are a tit Boggers, no one would dispute that Very Happy

karlypants · **324** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Thu Jan 26 2017, 20:57

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boltonbonce wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:I'm a blue tit.. sounds more like norpig tbh

Nat?

Looks too juicy & succulent.

Natasha Whittam · **325** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Thu Jan 26 2017, 21:32

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Is there no end to the bullery?

I can't imagine Chairmanda getting this sort of abuse.

Cajunboy · **326** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Fri Jan 27 2017, 15:25

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I thought I would be a Golden Eagle, but I turned out to be a Dunnock!

boltonbonce · **327** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Fri Jan 27 2017, 15:37

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A friend of mine has been keeping himself to himself recently,and I was beginning to wonder if I'd said something to offend him.
Not so.
The truth is,he's become obsessed with doing jigsaw puzzles. He spends every waking hour doing them.
He even frames some of the more interesting ones. His Mrs is beside herself.
He's banned her from hoovering in case she sucks up a piece that might have fallen to the floor.
The last jigsaw I did was about 50 years ago. Any of you lot partake?
I'm tempted.

karlypants · **328** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Fri Jan 27 2017, 16:00

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Just seen David Wheater in Smyth's toys.

Didn't realise how tall he was! Shocked

boltonbonce · **329** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Fri Jan 27 2017, 16:02

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Was he buying a jigsaw?

karlypants · **330** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Fri Jan 27 2017, 19:03

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boltonbonce wrote:Was he buying a jigsaw?

He didn't buy anything to be honest. He just took his daughter window shopping then followed me to Tesco where he stuck her in one of them fancy car trolleys.

boltonbonce · **331** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Fri Jan 27 2017, 19:10

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karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Was he buying a jigsaw?

He didn't buy anything to be honest. He just took his daughter window shopping then followed me to Tesco where he stuck her in one of them fancy car trolleys.

He probably bought some Wheater bics. Very Happy

karlypants · **332** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Fri Jan 27 2017, 19:17

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boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Was he buying a jigsaw?

He didn't buy anything to be honest. He just took his daughter window shopping then followed me to Tesco where he stuck her in one of them fancy car trolleys.

He probably bought some Wheater bics.

boltonbonce · **333** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Mon Jan 30 2017, 12:29

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Anyone else find this deeply disturbing?
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V - Page 17 Giphy

boltonbonce · **334** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Mon Jan 30 2017, 20:40

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Nice to see Sir Nicholas Soames making 'Woof Woof' noises in Parliament today.

We're in good hands.

boltonbonce · **335** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Tue Jan 31 2017, 22:24

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Pie on a barm. Can't beat it.

Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V - Page 17 C2tC45DXEAIsNdt

boltonbonce · **336** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Wed Feb 01 2017, 12:28

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Is this the most pointless of records?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-38815874

karlypants · **337** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Wed Feb 01 2017, 12:38

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boltonbonce wrote:Pie on a barm. Can't beat it.

It's just missing some salad cream that. Very Happy

whatsgoingon · **338** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Wed Feb 01 2017, 17:16

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used to love Greenalgh's meat pie barms when I was a kid but they don't make em like they used too

boltonbonce · **339** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Thu Feb 02 2017, 22:19

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Next week,he's messing with his braces.

Norpig · **340** Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V Fri Feb 03 2017, 08:29

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i don't understand Boncey, what is he doing and why more importantly? Does he just play with the shoe for 18 minutes? Very Happy

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