Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

Don't you just love 'travellers'?

http://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/16032067.PICTURES__Waste_dumped_at_former_Bayleaf_site_in_Longbarn_after_travellers_leave/

Six year old just been in,and spilled his bag of hundreds and thousands all over the floor.
I hoovered them up.
Now he's whining about it. If his parents bought him proper sweets,this wouldn't have to happen.
I've been banished to my room,where I intend to stay for the rest of the day.

Stop inviting Breadman round then you bellend.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Stop inviting Breadman round then you bellend.

He only eats gobstoppers.

Has he not moved to Spain yet Boncey?

Norpig wrote:Has he not moved to Spain yet Boncey?

I've seen nothing in the papers about it. Wonder if he's taking his 100ft hosepipe?

It's his prized possession apart from the picture of Sluffy he keeps on his dartboard, so he's bound to take it with him 

Norpig wrote:It's his prized possession apart from the picture of Sluffy he keeps on his dartboard, so he's bound to take it with him 

Poor Breaders. Fancy getting a hosepipe as a gift. I do miss the old bastard though.

boltonbonce wrote:Six year old just been in,and spilled his bag of hundreds and thousands all over the floor.
I hoovered them up.
Now he's whining about it. If his parents bought him proper sweets,this wouldn't have to happen.
I've been banished to my room,where I intend to stay for the rest of the day.

I bet you knocked them out of his hand because he wouldn't share them eh!

Norpig wrote:It's his prized possession apart from the picture of Sluffy he keeps on his dartboard, so he's bound to take it with him 

Don't forget the picture of me as well as he doesn't really like me either.

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Six year old just been in,and spilled his bag of hundreds and thousands all over the floor.
I hoovered them up.
Now he's whining about it. If his parents bought him proper sweets,this wouldn't have to happen.
I've been banished to my room,where I intend to stay for the rest of the day.

I bet you knocked them out of his hand because he wouldn't share them eh!

Being six,he seemed to think that jumping up and down,and holding a bag of hundreds and thousands,was within his capabilities.
When he was five,he pushed a ball bearing up his nose,and ended up in A+E.
And we're not related.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Six year old just been in,and spilled his bag of hundreds and thousands all over the floor.
I hoovered them up.
Now he's whining about it. If his parents bought him proper sweets,this wouldn't have to happen.
I've been banished to my room,where I intend to stay for the rest of the day.

I bet you knocked them out of his hand because he wouldn't share them eh!

Being six,he seemed to think that jumping up and down,and holding a bag of hundreds and thousands,was within his capabilities.
When he was five,he pushed a ball bearing up his nose,and ended up in A+E.
And we're not related.

I know you love you tube bonce.

Ive been on a course with my lad today where he does stop frame animation using lego.  It was really good.  This was his. I tried to get him to call it a day in the life of boncey but he prefered the clumsy cop

y2johnny wrote:I know you love you tube bonce.

Ive been on a course with my lad today where he does stop frame animation using lego.  It was really good.  This was his. I tried to get him to call it a day in the life of boncey but he prefered the clumsy cop

 Brilliant Johnny. Wish they'd had this sort of stuff in my day.
The lad could be the next Nick Park.

boltonbonce wrote:

y2johnny wrote:I know you love you tube bonce.

Ive been on a course with my lad today where he does stop frame animation using lego.  It was really good.  This was his. I tried to get him to call it a day in the life of boncey but he prefered the clumsy cop

 Brilliant Johnny. Wish they'd had this sort of stuff in my day.
The lad could be the next Nick Park.

I knew youd like it.  Hes done a bit at home before but now he knows how to do it properly.  Hes at mosi tomorrow but did he is doing another on friday. Ill send you the result!

y2johnny wrote:I know you love you tube bonce.

Ive been on a course with my lad today where he does stop frame animation using lego.  It was really good.  This was his. I tried to get him to call it a day in the life of boncey but he prefered the clumsy cop

That's pretty cool Johnny.

It must have taken a long time just to produce the 34 second clip!

Getting a bit short of work space,I ordered another desk,and it's self assembly,so I'm not looking forward to the afternoon.
Self assembling isn't one of my strong points. I'm expecting a severe headache,and the possibility of another trip to A+E.

karlypants wrote:

y2johnny wrote:I know you love you tube bonce.

Ive been on a course with my lad today where he does stop frame animation using lego.  It was really good.  This was his. I tried to get him to call it a day in the life of boncey but he prefered the clumsy cop

That's pretty cool Johnny.

It must have taken a long time just to produce the 34 second clip!

It took him around two hours. They were only working at a frame rate of 5per second so took over 150 photos for it. 

He's actually doing one now. I'm still in my first coffee so and cant even speak yet.

boltonbonce wrote:Getting a bit short of work space,I ordered another desk,and it's self assembly,so I'm not looking forward to the afternoon.
Self assembling isn't one of my strong points. I'm expecting a severe headache,and the possibility of another trip to A+E.

 Ive pre ordered the get will soon again