New signing

Just had a phone call from my nephew who is renting out a house in Billinge.
He’s had a woman round today who he thinks is the girlfriend of a footballer who is French.
She told him that he wants the house because he’s just signed for Bolton.
Any ideas?

Passi?

Idiot never asked for his name

Perhaps it’s just a French speaking refugee?

Don’t think so…not with the rent he’s asking.

Dan Nlundulu presumably.

Yeah that’s right.
Apparently his girlfriend says he’s already signed for us

So a complete non story then.

You are as bad as the Daily Mail!