plans for the day

Breadman wrote:I've just bought a unicorn.

It's going to live in my shed with the alligator and the Martian.

I will be feeding it magic porridge which will make it poo out gold bars and make me rich.

How's that?

sounds a lot more realistic than i'm a businessWOMAN from PRESTON who has won PRESTON BUSINESS WOMAN of the YEAR TWO YEARS RUNNING.

I AM Bruce Forsyth.

boltonbonce wrote:I AM Bruce Forsyth.

no..............I'M Bruce Forsyth

I know you'll all probably think I'm making this up now for comic effect but I have managed to reverse my car into the concrete post at the end of my drive and I have probably written the bastard off.

I'd post pictures if I knew how but I've never been able to since first joining Nuts.

I select the image and click "host it" but nothing ever happens.

You'll have to take my word for it.

Not having a great time at the mo........

Breadman wrote:I've just bought a unicorn.

It's going to live in my shed with the alligator and the Martian.

I will be feeding it magic porridge which will make it poo out gold bars and make me rich.

How's that?

How are we supposed to believe that shit? Alligators can only survive in warm climates, if you're going to bullshit, get it right.

Think Nat's having a Norma Desmond moment.

MartinBWFC wrote:

Breadman wrote:I've just bought a unicorn.

It's going to live in my shed with the alligator and the Martian.

I will be feeding it magic porridge which will make it poo out gold bars and make me rich.

How's that?

How are we supposed to believe that shit? Alligators can only survive in warm climates, if you're going to bullshit, get it right.

I've got a heat lamp.

One I bought from NASA.

They used it during the Apollo moon landings and don't need it anymore.

Breadman wrote:

MartinBWFC wrote:

Breadman wrote:I've just bought a unicorn.

It's going to live in my shed with the alligator and the Martian.

I will be feeding it magic porridge which will make it poo out gold bars and make me rich.

How's that?

How are we supposed to believe that shit? Alligators can only survive in warm climates, if you're going to bullshit, get it right.

I've got a heat lamp.

One I bought from NASA.

They used it during the Apollo moon landings and don't need it anymore.

Fair enough, good luck with the Unicorn by the way.

So you're trying to tell me the moon landings were real?

once you have done the hosting bit i normally to to the image serv website and it has a link you can copy and paste into the normal uploading image box on here.

Or simply add the images to tinypic and do it that way.

y2johnny wrote:once you have done the hosting bit i normally to to the image serv website and it has a link you can copy and paste into the normal uploading image box on here.

Too much chocolate?

Or just use the picture of your wrecked car as your avatar.

MartinBWFC wrote:

y2johnny wrote:once you have done the hosting bit i normally to to the image serv website and it has a link you can copy and paste into the normal uploading image box on here.

Too much chocolate?

huh?

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Did it work?

Because I can't bloody see it......

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Did it work?

Because I can't bloody see it......

No, you are doing something wrong.

Try using this http://tinypic.com/

There she is!!!!!

oooo! Nasty!

get down to metro again so you can be ignored again