Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VII

Norpig wrote:It was a shock that Boncey, i'm sure she was only on telly last week. She always seemed like a nice lady and all the tributes i've seen back that up. Such a shame at only 51.

I think I last saw her mid December, but I had to do a double take when I saw the news.

Our newest member is Jeffrey. Sounds like a laid back chap. Probably wears slippers.

Welcome Jeffrey. I already like the cut of your wotsit.

Well I guess that Jeffrey needs to find a new home somewhere...

Poor choice in that branch of ALDI by the looks of it.

boltonbonce wrote:Poor choice in that branch of ALDI by the looks of it.

boltonbonce wrote:Our newest member is Jeffrey. Sounds like a laid back chap. Probably wears slippers.

Jeffrey was a potential 30,000 post man. One mention of slippers and he's off.

#killingnuts

Did you fancy him Nat? Sorry if I've scared him off.

Don't give up though, he'll be lurking somewhere, I'm sure.

Now that I've had to give dirty Clive the push Jeremy could have been "the one".

Natasha Whittam wrote:Now that I've had to give dirty Clive the push Jeremy could have been "the one".

Dish the dirt on Clive. What's he been up to?

Not been caught behind the bins has he?

I'm pretty sure Clive ditched Nat. He said he wasn't happy with her manhood size!

I had to visit a doctor thanks to Clive.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I had to visit a doctor thanks to Clive.

So did he. Specsavers.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I had to visit a doctor thanks to Clive.

Which statistic are you here?: https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk/t19098-stis-diagnosed-in-bolton-revealed-which-one-do-you-have

It's bloody private.

Love Stewart Lee.

Camping it up again KP?

WOW!

boltonbonce wrote:Camping it up again KP?

I came across him somehow on YouTube and have watched a few of his videos from wading through the rivers of Sheffield with a blow up dinghy to reach the megatron under the city to some of his wild camping videos.

He comes across as a nice bloke to be honest.