Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX

karlypants wrote:Even cherryade?

Not tried it for years, but I'd probably make it the exception.

Amazon delivered a parcel yesterday.
I later received an email asking me to rate my delivery.
What are they talking about? The guy handed me the parcel, I thanked him and closed the door.
He didn't fit me with a new hip.
It seems you have to rate everything out of ten these days. 
Tesco mobile wanted me to rate them in various aspects of their performance, then wondered if I'd like to submit a video explaining my review.
No I wouldn't. Now piss off.

I ordered some reasonably expensive new earphones from Amazon and i had to tell them a 6 digit code when they arrived, is that a new thing? Never had to do that before?

Norpig wrote:I ordered some reasonably expensive new earphones from Amazon and i had to tell them a 6 digit code when they arrived, is that a new thing? Never had to do that before?

That's been happening for a while now with small expensive items like iPhones and the like.

It's to stop the delivery man taking it.

Norpig wrote:I ordered some reasonably expensive new earphones from Amazon and i had to tell them a 6 digit code when they arrived, is that a new thing? Never had to do that before?

Yea, had to do this with the PS5

Makes sense i suppose, they were £120 so best to be safe.

Norpig wrote:I ordered some reasonably expensive new earphones from Amazon and i had to tell them a 6 digit code when they arrived, is that a new thing? Never had to do that before?

I recently bought some Sennheiser headphones, and I must say, they're the best I've had.

boltonbonce wrote:
I recently bought some Sennheiser headphones, and I must say, they're the best I've had.

These are the ones i went for. i don't like proper headphones, i always go for the in ear ones

https://usa.1more.com/products/1more-quad-driver-in-ear-headphones#nav2

Norpig wrote:
These are the ones i went for. i don't like proper headphones, i always go for the in ear ones

https://usa.1more.com/products/1more-quad-driver-in-ear-headphones#nav2

I'll wear inner ear ones when I'm out and about, but prefer noise cancelling ones in the house.
The house could burn down around me, and the firemen would find me happily listening to AC/DC in my chair.

boltonbonce wrote:Nat and I have been busy with our newly opened hair salon. I'm dealing with the barnets, Nat's in the back in our minge and pube department waxing off. Come in for a discount. 

Rumour has it that Keegan is branching out as an entrepreneur too and has opened a shop in Jamaica selling glass cookware.

It's called "Pyrex of the Caribbean".

You might want to think about replacing the watch you lost with something a bit more up to date...

Judging by the sixty year olds I know, a better task would be to make him do a time trial. Namely.

2am. Get out of bed. make his way to the bog. Whip the old todger out without pissing himself. Put it back, without dribbling down his leg, thus calling for a change of pyjama trousers.
Make his way back to bed, without standing on an upturned plug or waking his wife.
He has two minutes.
If World Of Sport was still on, they'd show it.

Just found out that my niece buggered off to a concert wearing one of my hats. She calls it a Walter White hat, a character, apparently, from Breaking Bad. I don't know the programme.
However, taking and wearing someone else's gear, without even asking, is a no no in my book.
Am I being too harsh. If it comes back covered in vomit she's toast.

boltonbonce wrote:Just found out that my niece buggered off to a concert wearing one of my hats. She calls it a Walter White hat, a character, apparently, from Breaking Bad. I don't know the programme.
However, taking and wearing someone else's gear, without even asking, is a no no in my book.
Am I being too harsh. If it comes back covered in vomit she's toast.

You should watch Breaking Bad it's one of the best TV shows in the last 20 years.

That's my hat. Although mine has a removable feather.
I've been told to watch so many shows, but somehow end up watching old episodes of Dixon Of Dock Green.