Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX

Hope this lot don't pop in again this Christmas. Took me two hours to get them out of the house, and they still wouldn't stop.

I've just had two glasses of Advocaat. I'll take you all on in the car park now! I'm only wearing my underpants, and I'll still back myself.
Put 'em you miserable gasbags.

What a wonderful talent.

Bonce: What should I do today? I know, I'll search the web for cat heads in a box. Another day full of achievement.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Bonce: What should I do today? I know, I'll search the web for cat heads in a box. Another day full of achievement.

Today I'm buying The Twilight Zone on Blu-Ray.
And, for your information, I didn't search for cat heads, the cat heads searched for me. A telling fact.
Later this afternoon, I'll be trying to help a friend who suffers from Boanthropy. 
A full day in prospect.

boltonbonce wrote: I'll be trying to help a friend who suffers from Boanthropy. 

I hate myself for Googling that.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

I hate myself for Googling that.

She's going through hell. Perhaps you could give her some advice on embracing her condition.

Silly cow.

Cajunboy wrote:Silly cow.

Indeed, but she saves a fortune on milk.

boltonbonce wrote:Indeed, but she saves a fortune on milk.

You bitch, I'm lactose intolerant.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

You bitch, I'm lactose intolerant.

I'm sorry Nat, but I warned you about cutting your toenails with hedge clippers.

I saw this and, for some reason, I thought of Bonce immediately.

Unfortunately he'd probably use the tree right outside the Post Office.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I saw this and, for some reason, I thought of Bonce immediately.

Unfortunately he'd probably use the tree right outside the Post Office.

So that's how you use it.
I've been sitting in it. I normally use my backpack toilet. I found it particularly useful in my younger days, when I was more commonly known as the Farnworth flasher.

What's that poking out of the side of the Backpack Toilet that she seems to be lovingly holding ....?

okocha wrote:What's that poking out of the side of the Backpack Toilet that she seems to be lovingly holding ....?

I'm hoping it's a hand.

Keep it clean, this is a family website.



Think it might be The Munsters though.

Must have been a difficult one

I'm more concerned about what Nat's been looking at to come across The Crapstrap.
And why did it make her think of me? Outrageous.