Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:

You have mentioned her a good few times

As I'm seventy, and she's dead, I fear I've missed the boat.

Now you have mentioned that, it really is a no-goer

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:

I would prefer to go back to the 40's Bonce and not just live like that.

Lot's less stress etc than today!

No internet to get stressed about. I'd fancy the twenties. I've got a bit of a thing about Louise Brooks.

Well you can have the stress of the internet but with the allure of Louise right here Bonce...

Thank me later!



https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001t638/arena-louise-brooks

Sluffy wrote:

Well you can have the stress of the internet but with the allure of Louise right here Bonce...

Thank me later!



https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001t638/arena-louise-brooks

Oh God. Thanks Sluffy. I will save this for Sunday afternoon. Those eyes, that hair......it's all too much.
Why didn't fate deposit her in Farnworth?
Hylda Baker just doesn't cut it for me.

boltonbonce wrote:
I will save this for Sunday afternoon. Those eyes, that hair......it's all too much.

Will you be having some “me” time then?

karlypants wrote:

Will you be having some “me” time then?

Those days have gone. I only use it to swat flies these days.


She was a stunner though. And not a tattoo in sight.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:

Will you be having some “me” time then?

Those days have gone. I only use it to swat flies these days.


She was a stunner though. And not a tattoo in sight.

Tattoos are all the rage today. I feel like an outcast in society these days without having one.

Behind with Christmas shopping again. I'm losing the will to live. 

boltonbonce wrote:Behind with Christmas shopping again. I'm losing the will to live. 

Im got all mine done last month pretty much for a change

karlypants wrote:

Im got all mine done last month pretty much for a change

I hate you.

boltonbonce wrote:
I hate you.

And this snowman on my cursor is taking the piss.

boltonbonce wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:
I hate you.

And this snowman on my cursor is taking the piss.

There’s nowt wrong with getting into the Christmas spirit

I wonder where Bonce must have got to?

He must still be Christmas shopping I guess ......

karlypants wrote:I wonder where Bonce must have got to?

He must still be Christmas shopping I guess ......

I'm snowed under with rubbish. The bin men are coming for the first time in weeks tomorrow.
They won't be getting a tip.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:I wonder where Bonce must have got to?

He must still be Christmas shopping I guess ......

I'm snowed under with rubbish. The bin men are coming for the first time in weeks tomorrow.
They won't be getting a tip.

I hope you will be out in your slippers to give them a good kicking up the arse!

Was due at the dentist in Walkden at 10.30 today for a check up. Booked my cabs and paid for them a couple of weeks in advance. 9.10 my outward bound cab was due.Got to 9.20 and no show, so I queried its whereabouts.
They got back to me saying it would now be 9.45. That was acceptable, I'd make my appointment.
At 9.45 they texted me saying it would now be after ten, and I should make other arrangements, and they would refund my payment.
They go by the name of Supreme Executive Chauffeurs, three words that would seem out of keeping with the service they provide.
The surgery was very nice about my cancelling so late, but I'm well up for a fight with any bin man that comes within range this week.
I'm off tp the paper shop for a Guardian and a bag of Cheddars.
Got a new appointment in January. I'll try a different provider.

Are these the assholes Bonce? https://supremexec.co.uk/

If so then I guess you are not flashing the cash enough!

karlypants wrote:Are these the assholes Bonce? https://supremexec.co.uk/

If so then I guess you are not flashing the cash enough!

That's them. Bastards.
Got a grovelling email saying they hope to rebuild my trust in their services.
They're lucky they let me down, and not Nat.
Don't like to think of the consequences blowing her off. If you'll pardon the phrase.

boltonbonce wrote:
That's them. Bastards.
Got a grovelling email saying they hope to rebuild my trust in their services.
They're lucky they let me down, and not Nat.
Don't like to think of the consequences blowing her off. If you'll pardon the phrase.

It gets better.
The driver who was due to pick me up in Walkden has just phoned to say he's on his way.

boltonbonce wrote:

Clown Cars of Manchester….love it!