Things i really dislike or downright hate.

Brian May's hairstyle ,give it up man for fucks sake !!! He looks like the mad cat woman in the Simpsons.

Angry Dad wrote:Brian May's hairstyle ,give it up man for fucks sake !!! He looks like the mad cat woman in the Simpsons.

Have to agree. He looks like Catweazle after a failed makeover.

Micky Flanagan.

boltonbonce wrote:Micky Flanagan.

This might surprise you, Boncey, but I've never been awfully keen on Manchester United and everything it stands for.
I'd never heard of Micky Flanagan.

Yorkshire Tea. It's from India, Sri Lanka, and Kenya. So stop bigging yourselves up.

boltonbonce wrote:Yorkshire Tea. It's from India, Sri Lanka, and Kenya. So stop bigging yourselves up.

How come the EU didn't put a stop to that?

Blokes who wear diving watches, with helium release valves, for the office. WTF are they expecting.

Paranoid hypocrites.

I thought that perhaps this belongs here:

Tax-dodging popinjays, slebs on high horses

Air-headed media that give them their voices

Half-witted pea-brains whose bell seldom rings

These are a few of my favourite things



Maybe I'll come up with a bit more later.  I don't expect Rodgers and Hammerstein wrote it all in a single sitting and I've got some important business to gerron wi'.

Verse 2

Charlatans, shysters and snotty-nosed herberts


Football supporters in NoKenDo T-shirts


Wussies and pussies who sit in the wings


These are a few of my favourite things


https://ultimateclassicrock.com/bob-dylan-wussies-and-pussies/

Girls who get rained on in thin see-through dresses

Brunettes with brown eyes and long wavy tresses

Redheads and blondes; any woman who swings

These are a few of my favourite things.

boltonbonce wrote:Girls who get rained on in thin see-through dresses

Brunettes with brown eyes and long wavy tresses

Redheads and blondes; any woman who swings

These are a few of my favourite things.

I think you are posting on the wrong thread.

Just answering Bob. He's started writing songs.

Don't encourage him.

xmiles wrote:Don't encourage him.

I've still a couple of verses to write but I'm not sure I want to waste any of them on you, Sunshine. Wussies and pussies covers most of the Nutsgang anyway.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
I've still a couple of verses to write but I'm not sure I want to waste any of them on you, Sunshine. Wussies and pussies covers most of the Nutsgang anyway.

I like a good musical. "Hair' was very good.

This is the dawning of the age of old hairy arse, age of old hairy arse.....

Great. Can't help thinking it's a little off colour though.

boltonbonce wrote:
I like a good musical. "Hair' was very good.

This is the dawning of the age of old hairy arse, age of old hairy arse.....

Great. Can't help thinking it's a little off colour though.

You must like Nat an awful lot. You're always talking about her 

gloswhite wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:
I like a good musical. "Hair' was very good.

This is the dawning of the age of old hairy arse, age of old hairy arse.....

Great. Can't help thinking it's a little off colour though.

You must like Nat an awful lot. You're always talking about her 

He keeps asking for the first booking slot for behind Bargain Booze to try and woo her once he's had his Covid jab.

boltonbonce wrote:
I like a good musical. "Hair' was very good.

This is the dawning of the age of old hairy arse, age of old hairy arse.....

Great. Can't help thinking it's a little off colour though.

I was in Julie Andrews mode and Beastly Boncey went and spoilt it all.

Anyroad I got my two friends Rigid Rodgers and Ossified Oscar to help me finish my la'al song so here it is:

Tax-dodging popinjays, slebs on high horses

Air-headed media that give them their voices

Half-witted pea-brains whose bell seldom rings

These are a few of my favourite things


 
Charlatans, shysters and snotty-nosed herberts

Football supporters in NoKenDo T-shirts

Wussies and pussies who sit in the wings

These are a few of my favourite things


 
Diving and cheating and pundits and plonkers


Smarmy as Smarmite or stark staring bonkers


Overpaid players that think they are Kings


These are a few of my favourite things


 
When the Rags win


And the Whites lose


And its like a curse


I simply remember my favourite things


And then it all feels


Much  worse.

I have to say, that's very good. Needs someone other than Andrews to put it across though. I actually sang it in my head as I was reading it.
I might get my Apple GarageBand app going, and give it large.
When I've put my trousers on.