I'm in love with a Prostitute

It's difficult to get across how our relationship is on here, I understand why people are skeptical. She's an escort so she's going to milk me and every other punter for as much as she can - but if you could meet her you'd know why I get the feeling she wants out. If I have to shell out a few quid to get that happy ending then so be it.

Relationship ? It sounds more like a business transaction to me.

Reebok Trotter wrote:Relationship ? It sounds more like a business transaction to me.

Business transactions don't text you at 3am to tell you they're looking forward to seeing you on Sunday.

Just don't forget the cash or she will break your heart.

I wish you luck Quent, she seems like a lovely girl

This thread is Immortal. I hope it never ends. Quent, I salute you.

It will all end in tears once his bankroll has run out.

3am? Hhmmm.

Has she not got any friends or family that could babysit for her? Still sounds like she is trying to make money out of you. Sorry for sounding cynical and hope it works out for you.

Quent, make sure we get the full story on your date with Marie, I can't wait.

It's been a great day, a complete contrast to yesterday at the match. I still have some doubts at the back of my mind, but I think that's only human. I'm more sure than ever that she's into me.

I picked her up at 11am this morning at her place. Although she didn't introduce me to her son there was a kid in the house, although he looked much older than two. There was a bloke babysitting but for some reason Marie wouldn't let me pay him the £100, insisting she take it. Anyway, the bloke seemed nice but he did seem to be mocking me somewhat, maybe he's jealous. Marie says he is her boss. Anyway, we had a great couple of hours in Denton, just walking round really. Then we went to a pub for lunch where Marie had a couple of bottles of wine and really started to talk freely. She is in debt to the tune of £16k and is scared of losing her home. She kept saying she hates her life and wants someone to love her. I should have said something at this point but I just kept thinking of Mr Magoo's mocking on here so I kept my mouth shut. Anyway, she asked me to loan her some money which is another sure sign she likes me, what escort asks her punter for money? Anyway I withdrew £500 from the cash machine and gave it to her. And can you believe it, she gave me a free blowjob in the back of my car!! Stick that one up your arse Mr Magoo, a FREE blowjob from a hot woman.

When I dropped her back at her place she didn't want me to come in as it might confuse her kid, but she gave me a long passionate kiss (with tongues) and insisted we do it again on Tuesday at 10am.

Surely she's just waiting for me to make a move? How much longer can I play it cool?

ok, I am now 100% sure that you are just taking the piss, but you did have me believing you for a bit

A FREE blowjob ! You have just given ( loaned ) her £500 FFS.. Will she knock it off your next hot date ? Seriously Quent you must have MUG tattooed on your forehead.

Its a load of Bollock's, never herd so much shit in my life, also free blowjob.
You give her £100 for baby sitting, £500 on account, i wouldn't say it was free.
If this is a wind up it's a good one, if not what a sad little man you are.

Now don't be a party pooper Magoo! It's your mocking that is costing Quent a fortune.

Quent, any chance you could post a picture of the lovely Marie, preferably in her webbing if you can manage it. I just want to see for myself whether she is worth £500. It's a bit out of my price range but at that price I am hoping she has a touch of class.

Nice one Quent. Congratulations on stringing us along but now you've stopped being subtle. I still applaud your work though.

Mr Magoo wrote:Its a load of Bollock's, never herd so much shit in my life, also free blowjob.
You give her £100 for baby sitting, £500 on account, i wouldn't say it was free.
If this is a wind up it's a good one, if not what a sad little man you are.

I don't know why you have it in for me Mr Magoo. I've said I'm not good looking and struggle with the ladies. Am I supposed to stay single for the rest of my life? I accept that this woman is well out of my league, also accept that she may be taking me for a ride, but I really don't think she is. Are you telling me you wouldn't lend £500 to a friend?

Give her the red card. If she can drink two bottles of wine in one lunchtime session then she is probably a bloody toper. She will cost you a fortune at Boozebusters.

Of course it was a free blowjob.
The £500 was a LOAN.
The £100 was for the BABY-SITTER.

How thick are you lot?

Quent, I think it is wonderful that you are taking such a great interest in helping this young girl out. It's a shame your daily withdrawal limit is only £500. Maybe you should open a second bank account so you can get freer access to your money.

Don't let Mr Magoo ruin your prospects of love with his sniping.
Don't think about Mr Magoo while Marie is giving you a Donald Duck in the back of your Volvo.

I think Marie is definitely waiting for you to make a move. I think Tuesday could well be cards on the table time, depending on the signals.

Quent wrote: Are you telling me you wouldn't lend £500 to a friend?

Magoo is a right tightarse. He wouldn't give you a gumboil if he had a mouthful.