So I woke up this morning...

I've woken up with half a lamb (don't worry it had been butchered into joints and cuts and was in a bag).


I remember buying it in the afternoon off a chum in a working mens club but I then decided to stop to blow froth off a few. I ended up going around town on the swill.


Sunday tea was sorted though.

I woke up this morning and was thankful. A lot of people woke up this morning, dead.

wanderlust wrote:

gloswhite wrote:I just started singing the song, (Peter and Gordon ?)

Peter and f******* Gordon?

I was thinking more BB King. Think it was Leadbelly originally?

I'm going to have to find out who I meant now. All I remember is the words.

'When I woke up this morning, you were on my mind' Sure it was a 60's song.

Just remembered. It was Crispian St Peters. (also sang, 'I'm the pied Piper)

Willie Nelson

Thanks BB, ya just beat me to it. Good man.

A blast from the past is that.

Anybody with a name like Crispian St Peters deserves a bloody medal imo.

boltonbonce wrote:A blast from the past is that.

like yesterday to you Bonce

Mr Magoo wrote:

Willie Nelson

You woke up one morning in bed with Willie Nelson?

Who made breakfast?

Reebok Trotter wrote:Anybody with a name like Crispian St Peters deserves a bloody medal imo.

RT, I thought that when I first saw your avatar

Now that I've met you, I realise its a photo

I woke up this morning and my baby's gone was the lyric I had in mind.

Sad to say I remember C St P on TOTP doing "I'm the Pied Piper follow me". Really annoyingly catchy tune that bugged the shit out of me. Really awful.

wanderlust wrote:I woke up this morning and my baby's gone was the lyric I had in mind.

Sad to say I remember C St P on TOTP doing "I'm the Pied Piper follow me". Really annoyingly catchy tune that bugged the shit out of me. Really awful.

Bet Jimmy Savile liked it.

I woke up this morning at 8, and could smell something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn’t know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald’s serves breakfast until 11:30.

Reebok Trotter wrote:I woke up this morning at 8, and could smell something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn’t know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald’s serves breakfast until 11:30.  

 I woke up this morning.
These days that's a result!