Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

Wait till Nat sees this, slippers and tea-bags 

Here's an original pkt. The guy opened it,and it tasted ok,after all these years.

Norpig wrote:Wait till Nat sees this, slippers and tea-bags 

She barges onto my thread whenever she likes these days. Don't know what she's looking for,but I always count the cutlery.

This thread could drive people to suicide. Slippers? Tea?

You absolute bellends.

That’s a skanky keyboard

Right,I've had it with windows cumulative update 1709,which is refusing to install on one of my computers.
I'm not the only one having a problem with it by all accounts. Thank God for my Macs.
Windows sucks.

boltonbonce wrote:Right,I've had it with windows cumulative update 1709,which is refusing to install on one of my computers.
I'm not the only one having a problem with it by all accounts. Thank God for my Macs.
Windows sucks.

Microsoft have made a right boob with Windows 10 and its pain in the arse updates.

Windows 7 was better.

I popped to Tesco yesterday afternoon to do the usual weekly big shop only to find that I had to join one of the snakes queues for checkout...



I think it really has come to the point where people need to start packing their own fecking shopping instead of standing there looking pretty whilst the cashier scans the goods and then bags them all.

No joke! 

Anyone having pancakes today?

No, sadly. 

Always loved them thin and crispy with a little jif lemon and sugar on.

karlypants wrote:No, sadly. 

Always loved them thin and crispy with a little jif lemon and sugar on.

You on a diet KP?

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:No, sadly. 

Always loved them thin and crispy with a little jif lemon and sugar on.

You on a diet KP?

I could probably do with going on one although I wouldn't trust them to make some proper pancakes here after the so called Yorkshire pudding I got with my Sunday roast the other day.

It was as if it had been made with a cake mix.

Kids want strawberries and chocolate spread with theirs.  Not sure why but nutella is banned in our house.  It will be something ethical.

I'll be making them, with lemon and sugar

Quite like maple syrup on mine!

Sluffy wrote:Quite like maple syrup on mine!

Me too. Pricey,but it's only once a year for me.

Bonce I'm not sure if you have realised yet or not but you don't need to get up so early anymore.

karlypants wrote:Bonce I'm not sure if you have realised yet or not but you don't need to get up so early anymore.

I'm trying KP,but the clock in my head keeps going off at 4am.