Joke Thread

Afternoon all. Not many jokes on the joke thread lately. We need to up our game.
Or get Norpig to post some music. Certainly makes me laugh.
Hope you're well 63, not seen you around much. Been a tough few weeks for me, so a few jokes wouldn't go amiss.
I saw Grandmaster Gary Kasparov at the table next to me in Wetherspoons last week. I asked him to pass the salt. It took him 80 minutes.

Sluffy wrote:

I've got a brain...

Try using it occasionally then

boltonbonce wrote:Afternoon all. Not many jokes on the joke thread lately. We need to up our game.
Or get Norpig to post some music. Certainly makes me laugh.
Hope you're well 63, not seen you around much. Been a tough few weeks for me, so a few jokes wouldn't go amiss.
I saw Grandmaster Gary Kasparov at the table next to me in Wetherspoons last week. I asked him to pass the salt. It took him 80 minutes.

Yes I struggle with the abuse from a certain person and since I have no brain I find it difficult to recall where the site is! Anyway that aside sorry to hear you’ve had it rough and hope whatever it is clears up soon?

Here’s a quip for you.

I called at a B&B the other day but when I knocked on the door nobody answered. A window opened upstairs and an old lady looked out and rudely shouted whaddya want? “ I want to stay here” I said. “Well stay there then” she shouted and closed the window?

Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? All that was left was debris.

The clocks go back on Sunday but I’ve forgotten where I got mine?

wanderlust wrote:

https://www.facebook.com/reel/516134051358970

How old are you again?

I stopped laughing at cock and willy jokes when I was about 10 years old.




You really get stuff like this sent to you, watch it, then pass it on to others???

And you think the rest of us would find it in the least bit funny???

Sad to say, having a mental age of ten, I still find a good willy joke a thing of beauty.
OK, it's not S J Perelman, but it gave me a much needed chuckle.

In all fairness if it doesn’t make you laugh simply move on.