Bonce's own personal thread. Volume XI

Cajunboy wrote:Bonce are you on Warrington Wankers on Tik Tok, I know Sluffy spends a lot of his time there.

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Not me.

I'm a masticator not a masturbater.

I do have homo sapien thoughts though!!!

Just an odd, random post. Just like my 30,000 previous posts you might say, but bear with me.
Around ten minutes to midnight last night, I went to put the milk bottles out. As I opened the door, and leaned down to drop them on the porch, a bottle of hand soap flew past my head. It came from the top of the stairs.
But there was no one upstairs. I was completely sober, but was told it was all in my head. I let the subject drop.
Calling in to see mum this morning, she suggested that the soap might have simply followed me downstairs.
Now, I don't know about you, but I find that weirder than the first option.
Only I could be stalked by a bottle of soap. Mum is, of course, certifiably insane, so I take her theories with a pinch of salt.
I reckon we have a poltergeist. Bottles of soap don't fly through the air of their own accord.

Were you wearing anything with a hood perhaps?

Leaned down, something passed your head - if you see what I mean.

Sluffy wrote:Were you wearing anything with a hood perhaps?

Leaned down, something passed your head - if you see what I mean.

This is no time for levity! I'm emailing Yvette Fielding.

boltonbonce wrote:

Sluffy wrote:Were you wearing anything with a hood perhaps?

Leaned down, something passed your head - if you see what I mean.

This is no time for levity! I'm emailing Yvette Fielding.

She will be coming out waving her sticky back plastic shrine she made on Blue Peter for Derek Acorah!

karlypants wrote:
She will be coming out waving her sticky back plastic shrine she made on Blue Peter for Derek Acorah!

I hope you'll all be sorry when I'm found beaten to death with a bar of carbolic! The killer will be clean away before anyone investigates. I'm living in fear.

boltonbonce wrote:

Sluffy wrote:Were you wearing anything with a hood perhaps?

Leaned down, something passed your head - if you see what I mean.

This is no time for levity! I'm emailing Yvette Fielding.

Who you going to call..?

Soap Busters

Sluffy wrote:

Who you going to call..?

Soap Busters

You've asked for it, Sluffy! Lock your door.

You can all laugh, but I'm at the mercy of paranormal forces here. It could be a huge story.
I might even get on the news. And without a blanket over my head for once.
There's a documentary in this.

boltonbonce wrote:You can all laugh, but I'm at the mercy of paranormal forces here. It could be a huge story.
I might even get on the news. And without a blanket over my head for once.
There's a documentary in this.

Certainly an opera...






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wait a little longer....









ready?.....











A SOAP Opera!!!!

I'm sorry I mentioned the bloody soap incident now. I should have known better.

haha!

Sorry a bit late of me but you are now on volume XI

I've amended the title accordingly.

Sluffy wrote:Sorry a bit late of me but you are now on volume XI

I've amended the title accordingly.

Dear God!!

May the saints preserve us.

boltonbonce wrote:https://www.cwgc.org/our-work/news/first-world-war-officer-from-the-cheshire-regiment-and-two-unknown-soldiers-laid-to-rest-in-france/

 That was on the BBC local news last night, it did say he was from Bolton but didn't mention he was a Super White.