Has my drinking affected my perception of reality?

I'm stone cold sober at the moment, but I could swear there was a thread on here earlier from Scotty about cheap booze in ASDA.

But it's not there now.......

Did I imagine it?

Has my love of booze started to manifest itself in me seeing booze-related stuff when it's not really there, like in cartoons when they're starving in the desert and they start seeing each other as roast chickens......?

Did that massive bottle of Budweiser really walk up my path just now and say hello?

Help !!!

You need help you piss head, I haven't seen anything on booze.
Get to the doctors while you still can.          

Do they serve booze there?

Breadman wrote:Do they serve booze there?

Well as good as!

If you declared that you are an alkie then they will give you money to buy some!   

I'm sure there was a thread on here about cheap French beer in ASDA......

Come on, Scotty, don't make me look like a twat......

TWAT  

I'm gonna batter Scott when he finally reappears, the dick.......

Breadman wrote:I'm gonna batter Scotts  dick....... with my pucker lips.

 

Whittam's right about you, Magoo........

Boggers i think Bread as lost the plot, he is seeing things now.

Breadman wrote:Whittam's right about you, Magoo........

Yes i do have a large penis. 

Who said that?

Is there somebody there....?

What ya drinking tonight bread, I am on the Artois.

Corona to start then play it by ear with the Christmas booze.

Probably a few Sailor Jerry & Cokes. Plenty of ice in a tall glass.

Someone told me ASDA are selling cheap booze 

Knobhead.........

Oy bread i think everyone as died on this site, we are the only ones chatting.

Thanks Magoo, I'll have pint of Bitter.

I've been wondering where everybody was for  couple of days.

Is there a gimp convention on somewhere?