Has my drinking affected my perception of reality?

Scott runs that every year.

Mines a large one.

Groomer

I like a nice head on it.

Shall I re-name this thread "The Frankie Howerd Appreciation Thread"....?

Magoo started it. Too much Artois in my opinion. Samuel Adams Boston lager is my drink of choice and I'd advise the Devonian deviant to get some down his neck pronto. Do him the world of good. 

He's not very quick in putting his hand in his pocket, is Magoo.


Unless of course, nobody's watching and then he likes a good rummage. 

I've been playing your mash-up game all afternoon, Bonce.

I can't stop doing it, ya bastard!

It's a genius idea.  

Cheers breadman. Tonight I'm swapping Hi-de-hi with Downton abbey. Peggy the chalet maid in Downton,the mind boggles.Have fun  

I'm currently re-imagining CSI:Miami with Heartbeat.

Horatio keeps walking into things because his sunglasses are full of Yorkshire rain.

Brilliant!  

Oy go get your own beer, apparently Asda are having a sale on it, ask bread.

I'm doing Corrie and Eastenders and Len Fairclough's just twatted Phil Mitchell.

Thumbs up for Len.

I once did Coronation street and Brideshead revisited. Albert Tatlock's eyes are still watering.

 

Lawrence of Arabia meets Trouble In Store starring Norman Wisdom.

The Arab tribes are united in Palestine to help win the first world war, despite getting their feet stuck in a lot of buckets and falling over a lot.

Last of the summer wine and Queer as folk. Compo and Foggy cruise the gay bars of Manchester.

Benny from Crossroads, Kirk from Corrie and Sam from Emmerdale. Have all put their heads together.

and come up wi Nowt.

Just for the record Breaders, Scotty deleted his own post - Biere De Luxe, at 3.26pm today.

Don't know why though?

So your perception of reality was fine today, unless you've seen a 6 foot 3 inch rabbit called Harvey?

I have tried that Biere De Luxe and it tasted like Gnats Piss. I'm not surprised he pulled the plug on his post.