Has my drinking affected my perception of reality?

Basic instinct and nearest and dearest. Hylda Baker gets the detectives in a tizz as she crosses her legs.

Ha, so I'm not going completely mental(er) then...?

Cheers, Sluffy. (Top fillum that, by the way. I love Jimmy Stewart's films.)


Bonce,

You just made me hurl a bit. Bad man...... 

And RT....

You missed a perfectly good opportunity to shoe-horn in a gag about Whittam's wee there.......

Breadman wrote:And RT....

You missed a perfectly good opportunity to shoe-horn in a gag about Whittam's wee there.......

You are obsessed with me. Join the queue.

Did you hear that noise outside just then?

I'm in the bushes with a box of Milk Tray and  Christmas card.

Go on......lerr'us in.

She probably has a turnstile.

Are we back discussing her minge?

Breadman wrote:Are we back discussing her minge?

 

She doesn't know how to take me yet.

There's been a bit of gentle probing and a few rebuttals, but nothing concrete.

She's scared.

She's a bloke.

I've just made a team from our Bolton players and manu players

And we still wont make the fucking play offs.

What as that got to do with Asda, Nat's Fanny and self abuse

Started at 1 o clock, still going strong,silly oldcfucker.

Somebody had to remove the burnley thead from being upfront. 

Reebok Trotter wrote:I have tried that Biere De Luxe and it tasted like Gnats Piss. I'm not surprised he pulled the plug on his post.

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that stuff shandy?