Words

I always use long words that I don't really understand because I think it makes me sound more photosynthesis.

You are indeed a bright boy, although a little green behind the ears 

Bwfc1958 wrote:I always use long words that I don't really understand

I can understand with you being a white van man and all that!

karlypants wrote:

Bwfc1958 wrote:I always use long words that I don't really understand

I can understand with you being a white van man and all that!

How dare you! 

I'm arranging a conference to discuss what we can do about this bullying. It's for white van men, Muslims, benefit claimants, gays and transsexuals.

I've booked Nat in as a guest speaker.

Bwfc1958 wrote:

karlypants wrote:

Bwfc1958 wrote:I always use long words that I don't really understand

I can understand with you being a white van man and all that!

How dare you! 

I'm arranging a conference to discuss what we can do about this bullying. It's for white van men, Muslims, benefit claimants, gays and transsexuals.

I've booked Nat in as a guest speaker.

Under what category ? 

I haven't used the word 'fleeing' since my teens. 'I'm putting a coat on, it's fleeing out there'.

Can't remember why I stopped using it.

boltonbonce wrote:I haven't used the word 'fleeing' since my teens. 'I'm putting a coat on, it's fleeing out there'.

Can't remember why I stopped using it.

I still say frozzen.

wanderlust wrote:
I still say frozzen.

I still use that one.

Can i go out mam? no it's raining stair rods.

My old man rooting through my room where's your paper round money? I need it for new shoes dad!! give it to me or i'll kick your fuckin kidneys in.

Angry Dad wrote:My old man rooting through my room where's your paper round money? I need it for new shoes dad!! give it to me or i'll kick your fuckin kidneys in.

Is this the new Hovis ad?

Anyone heard of the word "spile" they can be very painful ?

and so can piles 

I still fettle stuff - is that not in common usage?

And in Norfolk they use mardle a lot. - which seems to mean gossip. Plus some other words I haven't worked out yet.

Banks of the Croal wrote:Anyone heard of the word "spile" they can be very painful ?

and so can piles 

It's like a butt plug, isn't it?

Banks of the Croal wrote:Anyone heard of the word "spile" they can be very painful ?

and so can piles 

Yes I know spile, when you get a splinter in your finger

Think one might be a bit sharp for a butt plug, bonce 

My dad was from Salford and used the word 'mard' whenever we started crying about something. I often overheard my gran ask 'where's shitn'arse'?
It took me a couple of weeks to realise she was asking about yours truly.

Any of you lot remember the elephants walking down Bradshawgate? Or had my dad been lacing my lemonade?

Yes , when the Circus came to town, seem to remember being stood near the Trinity Street end, i think.

Very long time ago.