The Bolton Nuts Forum Awards 2015 (Funniest Poster)

As another year comes to an end, it's time to recognise and reward those posters who have spent hours and hours of their lives making us laugh, pissing us off, winding us up and furnishing us with controversial opinions and an intelligence that is unrivalled by any other forum in existence. 

Yes people, this is it. The biggest event of the forum calendar.

THE BOLTON NUTS FORUM AWARDS 2015!! 

I will run a poll every 3 days for various prestigious awards that will be up for grabs and you can cast your vote on who, in your opinion, should pick up the award for this year. You will get 2 votes each to pick your favourite. Remember to choose wisely as votes can't be changed once they have been cast.

We are kicking of the awards today with the title of funniest poster 2015 up for grabs.

Who has made you laugh enough this year to justify this title?

I will include as many posters in the poll as possible, apologies if I miss anyone out.

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!

I notice you've put me next to Scott. I'm taking that as a sly dig ya bastard

My vote's gone to Southport.

Dry, rye, understated and always worth reading.

(And he can empty a full load of pallets from a 40 foot trailer quicker than anyone else on her, I'll wager.)

it has to be Boncey, were would we be if we didn't get regular updates on his many accidents? He's like a modern day Eric Sykes 

Listen up 58, I do the end of year awards around here.

Step on my toes again and you'll be going for a swim with concrete boots on.

Nat did you just vote for yourself? Thats shameful 

I haven't voted for anyone you bellend. But when I do it won't be for any of the bumchums.

I'm going to need to build a bigger trophy cabinet

Natasha Whittam wrote:I haven't voted for anyone you bellend. But when I do it won't be for any of the bumchums.

 i don't believe you, i was looking at the poll and straight after your post you got a vote. 

I vote for Bonce and accidentaly voted for Bread at the same time.

Norpig wrote:
 i don't believe you, i was looking at the poll and straight after your post you got a vote. 

I am saving my vote in case I need to vote for myself to win the trophy.

Barb Dwyer wrote:I vote for Bonce and accidentaly voted for Bread at the same time.

They're the same person, so no worries.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Norpig wrote:
 i don't believe you, i was looking at the poll and straight after your post you got a vote. 

I am saving my vote in case I need to vote for myself to win the trophy.

 the biggest bellend poll hasn't started yet though?

Norpig wrote:
 the biggest bellend poll hasn't started yet though?

I see what you did there. Funny bastard.

The Most Annoying Poster will be done at the end of the year, when polls like that are supposed to be done.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Listen up 58, I do the end of year awards around here.

Step on my toes again and you'll be going for a swim with concrete boots on.

58 will have a category of "twat of the year".

You will get your turn!

Barb Dwyer wrote:I vote for Bonce and accidentaly voted for Bread at the same time.

Cheers Barb.

It's not the thought that counts, it's the votes.

Boggersbelief wrote:I notice you've put me next to Scott. I'm taking that as a sly dig ya bastard

It just seems right. You go together well.

Bonce and Bruce
Breadders and Barry
Nat and Cedric
Hipster and Islam 
74 and Sk
Kp and bargain booze 
Me and tinned tomatoes
Magoo and anal sex
Johnny and KFC
Norpig and homicide.
Copper dragon and incest

See, everyone goes together well with something. For you it happens to be Scott. Embrace it. It's what defines you.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Barb Dwyer wrote:I vote for Bonce and accidentaly voted for Bread at the same time.

They're the same person, so no worries.

I don't think they are. 

What kind of madman talks to themselves on an internet forum?

Answers on a postcard.

Btw, if you want to vote for someone who isn't on the list, you can vote for them on this thread. Soul kitchen and copper dragon for example. I ran out of spaces. 30 only on poll.

Just seen somebody voted for me.

Im touched.