Bonce's own personal thread. Volume XI

karlypants wrote:The family dog died this morning at approx 10:20 this morning. Rest in peace buddy!

I'm sorry for your loss Karly.

I know how upsetting it is to lose a loved one.

Sluffy wrote:

karlypants wrote:The family dog died this morning at approx 10:20 this morning. Rest in peace buddy!

I'm sorry for your loss Karly.

I know how upsetting it is to lose a loved one.

Thanks Sluffy.

It just feels like there’s emptiness today and completely off the boil with things today.

Got to tell the little one shortly after I pick him up from school.

karlypants wrote:The family dog died this morning at approx 10:20 this morning. Rest in peace buddy!

First time logging in today, and I'm sorry to see see this very sad news.
Hope all the memories are good ones,KP.
Been through it myself many times.
Wishing you and the family all the best.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:The family dog died this morning at approx 10:20 this morning. Rest in peace buddy!

First time logging in today, and I'm sorry to see see this very sad news.
Hope all the memories are good ones,KP.
Been through it myself many times.
Wishing you and the family all the best.

Thanks mate.

He nearly bit my crown jewels when he was a nipper the daft mutt but very loyal to my mum till the end. He lived 10 years longer than he should have done as the rescue centre were originally going to put him down after he had 3 owners when he was very young.

They are always there waiting for you when you get home and they get you out of bed early even if it's for a shit. They are very loving animals.

Will certainly be getting another rescue dog in time of course.

Sorry to hear this KP.

BoltonTillIDie wrote:Sorry to hear this KP.

Thanke mate

What a morning I had at the dentist. Got there on time, and a dental assistant appeared and said, "David?". I nodded, and she took me up to the hygienist. Bit odd, I thought, my dentist usually does the cleaning herself.
Didn't think anything of it, and settled back, for a cleaning. As the cleaning was coming to an end, the surgery door opened, and I noticed, out of the corner of my eye,  my dentist, standing in the doorway.
"What are you doing here young man?" she said.
They'd got the wrong David. Just shows it's always best to call out the surname in any waiting room. Good job the other guy wasn't having major dental surgery.
It could only happen to me. If I ever ended up in hospital for a hip operation, I guarantee I'd come out with one less leg.

boltonbonce wrote:What a morning I had at the dentist. Got there on time, and a dental assistant appeared and said, "David?". I nodded, and she took me up to the hygienist. Bit odd, I thought, my dentist usually does the cleaning herself.
Didn't think anything of it, and settled back, for a cleaning. As the cleaning was coming to an end, the surgery door opened, and I noticed, out of the corner of my eye,  my dentist, standing in the doorway.
"What are you doing here young man?" she said.
They'd got the wrong David. Just shows it's always best to call out the surname in any waiting room. Good job the other guy wasn't having major dental surgery.
It could only happen to me. If I ever ended up in hospital for a hip operation, I guarantee I'd come out with one less leg.

 If he's calling you young man how old is he? 

Norpig wrote:
 If he's calling you young man how old is he? 

It's a she. And I think it was sarcasm. Great dentist though.

Now that video perfectly encapsulates why football is so much more than a GAME! Nearly had me in tears by the end.

https://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/The_Bruce_Forsyth_Cult

This is new to me. I know nothing about it.

Dutch Decoy runs at Doncaster today in the 3.35. Boyle are paying six places and I'm on at 25/1.

33/1 on bet365

Just got back from the dentist £420 lighter. Good job I've got insurance. 

Let those Russkies try it.  

Keeping a low profile at home. Bought another teddy bear. This a couple of days after buying a bendy Noddy car. Steve the postie knows to stash my parcels in the porch cupboard, away from prying eyes, so I should be able to sneak it in without too much fuss.
My birthday is fast approaching, and I've hinted that I'd like a ventriloquist's dummy. I hint at this nearly every year, to no avail. I don't want to push my luck by buying one myself, so I reckon I'll be disappointed again.
I'm told I'm getting socks and some silk pyjamas.
What a shower of shit.