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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume XI

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Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Silk pyjamas are no good for you Boncey, you'll slip out of bed and injure yourself  Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Norpig wrote:Silk pyjamas are no good for you Boncey, you'll slip out of bed and injure yourself  Very Happy
I know. I'm a striped pyjama man myself. No fancy stuff. I'm no Cary Grant.
Mind you, I might be able to tempt Nat out of retirement with a bit of silk, and a flash of leg. I've still got a few moves.
Might even let her play with my bendy Noddy car. Smile

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Amazon is pushing its luck with regard to my recommendations. Might have to have a word.

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karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:Amazon is pushing its luck with regard to my recommendations. Might have to have a word.

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It's mugs all round then! Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Fish Flops are the future! Just seen a bloke selling hot spuds out the back of his trailer wearing them on Rate My Takeaway.

You need to get a pair Bonce...

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boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants wrote:Fish Flops are the future! Just seen a bloke selling hot spuds out the back of his trailer wearing them on Rate My Takeaway.

You need to get a pair Bonce...

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What monstrous horror is this!?
I'm sure they're fine for a man who sells spuds out of the back of a trailer, but Bonce inhabits a far loftier plain, where fish heads know their plaice. Pun intended.
I'm outraged that you would even consider me a possible customer.
My slippers are not to be messed with.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Oh, those Republicans. Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I was offered a free manicure this morning at our local shopping centre. I turned it down.
That's woman stuff. Eyebrows the same. My eyebrows are above my eyes, and until things change, they won't be getting a trim.
Any man worth his salt bites his nails. That's what teeth are for.
And, as a Wanderer, I'm something of an expert at nail biting.
How many of you bastards have manicures? Own up.

Sluffy

Sluffy
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I cut my nails and I run a razor over my eyebrows to keep them trim.

I also trim nose and ear hairs.

My own that is.

I don't understand any man not doing at least some basic grooming.

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boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Sluffy wrote:I cut my nails and I run a razor over my eyebrows to keep them trim.

I also trim nose and ear hairs.

My own that is.

I don't understand any man not doing at least some basic grooming.

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Not suffered from nose hair so far, but my ears get them. A quick trim does the job. I can understand you wanting to keep the eyebrows under control. The Bernard Ingham look isn't a good one.
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boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bought this from a children's cancer charity for £25. Absolute bargain.

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karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:Bought this from a children's cancer charity for £25. Absolute bargain.

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Great price for that picture.

Why have you got an Apple logo on what appears to be your oven? Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants wrote:

Great price for that picture.

Why have you got an Apple logo on what appears to be your oven? Very Happy
It's the freezer, KP. My niece has a lot of those Apple stickers, and delights in sticking them all over the place, fridge , freezer, oven, post box, laptops, you name it, and she's planted a sticker on it.  Evil or Very Mad

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:
karlypants wrote:

Great price for that picture.

Why have you got an Apple logo on what appears to be your oven? Very Happy
It's the freezer, KP. My niece has a lot of those Apple stickers, and delights in sticking them all over the place, fridge , freezer, oven, post box, laptops, you name it, and she's planted a sticker on it.  Evil or Very Mad

Fair enough Laughing

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants wrote:

Fair enough Laughing
Not just Apple stickers either. Mind you, I'm not one to be talking about sticking things. Razz

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Putting that Lofthouse picture away, I came across a programme that brought back a few memories.
Went with a mate as a passenger on his scooter, and we got absolutely soaked going down the East Lancs Road. As we got pretty close to our destination, a car pulled up next to us at the lights.
The window rolled down, and a man's head popped out, "where's the ground lads?" he said.
It was Joe Mercer. Malcolm Allison was driving, and it was a right clapped out old banger.
You'd have thought they'd have known where the ground was, but I expect they had bigger fish to fry.
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karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:
karlypants wrote:

Fair enough Laughing
Not just Apple stickers either. Mind you, I'm not one to be talking about sticking things. Razz

lol!

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